i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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