My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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