no you cant smoke seaweed
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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