Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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