Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
NoShamevember. You game?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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