On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i now understand why vodka
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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