Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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