moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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