Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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