Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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