Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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