I hate your face
oh god the rape fog is back!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
be right there i have to get my cape
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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