Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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