CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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