ya dads aren't the best wingmen
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
jump out the window naked night went bad
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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