yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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