I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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