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(971): View more from Oregon

I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.

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(619): View more from California

I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong

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(510): View more from California

you told grandpa to call you daddy

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going

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(815): View more from Illinois

Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?

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