Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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