I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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