when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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