Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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