they need to just BURY HIM!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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