just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
