Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Blood and glitter go together right?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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