Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i barfeds in our rink
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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