yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
