I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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