If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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