was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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