We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
why does every cop we meet know your name?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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