I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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