She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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