If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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