I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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