at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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