So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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