Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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