There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I got her a Nickelback box set.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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