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I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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