i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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