i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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