I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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