If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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