but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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