Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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