the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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