I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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