My hair reeks of homosexuality.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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