Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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