In America we eat man semen.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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