I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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