garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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