Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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